Sample card from Waffles: “The microwave beeps, I answer. That's just good manners.” Sample
A sample card for Waffles, a beagle. Yours is made from what you tell us.

What they'd tell you

Let them finally get a word in.

Tell us about the one who follows you from room to room. A few quick questions, a photo if you like, and they get the microphone: a funny, loving message in their own voice, plus a card made for sharing.

The chat is free. Their reading is $9.99 USD. Not right for you? Email [email protected] within 30 days and tell us what missed. We'll reply within 24 hours and offer to make a new reading, or refund you in full if you'd rather.

  1. Tell us about themType or just talk. Their habits, their crimes, the spot on the couch that is legally theirs.
  2. Add a photoOptional. We use it for your reading and your card, then let it go.
  3. Hear what they'd sayTheir take on life with you, and answers to the questions you've always wanted to ask.

Not right for you? Email [email protected] within 30 days and tell us what missed. We'll reply within 24 hours and offer to make a new reading, or refund you in full if you'd rather.